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Upload your résumé
Drop in a résumé file or LinkedIn screenshot. We focus the roast on what recruiters actually scan.
Career feedback, unfiltered
Your résumé called. It needs a roast.
Upload your résumé or LinkedIn screenshot for a funny, brutally honest critique—then turn every punchline into a sharper, recruiter-ready application.
Start free. You control what gets shared.
Recruiter scan
“Hard worker” detected. Evidence missing.
Our promise
Savage, not sloppy.
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Useful beneath the jokes
Every roast lands with a practical next move.
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Truth stays truthful
We sharpen real experience instead of inventing achievements.
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You own the share button
Your résumé is not content unless you choose to post it.
The roast pipeline
Comedy on top. Career strategy underneath.
The free video catches what is weak. The serious upgrade rebuilds it for recruiters and applicant tracking systems.
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Pick your roast persona
Choose a blunt recruiter, Gen-Z hype friend, or corporate sarcastic exec for feedback with a point of view.
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Get the punchline and the fix
Receive a short, shareable critique that pairs every joke with a concrete improvement.
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Upgrade the résumé
Turn the roast into a polished rewrite with clearer impact, stronger language, and ATS-friendly formatting.
Pick your level of honesty
Get roasted free. Get rebuilt when you’re ready.
Clear options for one quick reality check or an ongoing job search.
Free Roast
For brave first impressions
$0
- One shareable roast video
- Choice of roast persona
- Actionable critique highlights
- Download and share controls
Best for active job seekers
Pro Rewrite
Roast the draft. Rescue the application.
$19 / résumé
- Everything in Free Roast
- Polished résumé rewrite
- ATS structure and keyword pass
- Serious, line-by-line feedback
- One revision round
Job Hunt+
For applications in motion
$29 / month
- Two Pro rewrites each month
- LinkedIn profile critique
- Role-specific keyword tuning
- Priority processing
- Cancel anytime
Pricing shown in USD. Career centers and bootcamps can request volume licensing.
Before you upload
Fair questions. Straight answers.
Your résumé has had it too easy
Let’s make recruiters stop scrolling.
Take the joke. Keep the insight. Send a résumé that finally says what you can do.
Roast my résumé free